tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13611612.post3169948845031794814..comments2023-11-05T05:12:52.866-05:00Comments on The Cheese Party: Things and Things and Snowy ThingsAmy Johttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10192876795169234755noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13611612.post-18615610871848403802011-01-31T12:42:29.382-05:002011-01-31T12:42:29.382-05:00Have him call Jake, he'll give him the rundown...Have him call Jake, he'll give him the rundown. Dave told him the truth about all of it last summer. I don't know what ever possessed him to do it.<br /><br />This weekend Jake called me upstairs to tell me that he couldn't stop thinking about when he was inside my vagina and the loud "pppllllbbbbttttt" sounds it kept making. <br />I told him for the 1000th time that he didn't come out of my vagina, and he said, "wow mom, you sure did have a lot of farts inside you"<br /><br />Screw him, man. I do not have a lot of farts inside of me. <br /><br />Usually.<br /><br />Also, I dreamed last night that you and I had to share a bed because SOB wasn't about to put up with any of your sleepless nonsense anymore. And you had a drawer full of girl scout cookies (like, just tossed in there in heaps, out of the boxes) next to your bed so I didn't complain.Lorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11721629115039897949noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13611612.post-13097544035309785652011-01-29T07:26:08.974-05:002011-01-29T07:26:08.974-05:00You have heard the things the BA asked me over tim...You have heard the things the BA asked me over time haven't you? I liked the way my friend described the birth canal as 'a special stretchy place that only ladies have'.....Arizaphalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11402602175460446158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13611612.post-30643316003516345912011-01-26T20:34:02.499-05:002011-01-26T20:34:02.499-05:00OMG Amy, you had me rolling on the floor! I love ...OMG Amy, you had me rolling on the floor! I love the things kids say!Carahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08547213725995448861noreply@blogger.com