Him: So do you flush those pads when you're done with them?
Me: No. They'd totally clog the toilet. You wrap them up and throw them away.
Him: So, there's a fetus in our bathroom trash can?
Me: Well, maybe not an entire fetus, but I'm willing to bet there are parts of a fetus in there.
(Pause)
Him: Remind me to take out the trash first thing tomorrow.
End Scene
What's that old saying? Something about "sometimes you have to laugh or you'll cry"?
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Love you.
there's a song in there somewhere... i think a country song
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