Babies R a Rip-Off

So why is the baby furniture at Babies R Us about 3 times as much as some other places? I hate this shit sometimes!

Other things I hate:

1. Bras. I vow right here and now to never wear one again. Beware, world! My titties will be swinging.
2. My mother's insane guilt trips.
3. The sound my cat Tim makes when he's licking himself. At least I'm not the only one.

That should do it for now.