My mother bought me some new maternity shirts for 'Christmas 1', one of which I am wearing right now. It has black and white horizontal stripes, and when Dr. SOB saw me this morning, he called me the Hamburgler. When I retaliated by calling him Mayor McCheese, he got very upset, because he is sensitive about his huge head. But then he reminded me that our son may very well inherit his huge melon head gene, in which case, I am fucked.
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