Drop It Like It's Hot

So the reason I peed on the couch is because over a 24 hour period from Saturday night to Sunday night, my internal son dropped downward about 4 or 5 inches. The resulting effect is that my boobs no longer rest on my big belly, however, my big belly now rests directly on my bladder. This was all news to me, and so as I was sitting on the couch and I sneezed. When I sneezed, I peed a little bit. Not much, but enough. Now that I know about this phenomenon, I steel myself every time I feel a sneeze coming on. So far, I have been successful at keeping the pee in it's proper place. Let's hope I can keep this up!