Tuesday, January 03, 2006


Well, at 12:28 am, I realized my major mistake. I was thinking to myself, 'man this baby has been super active all night, just like when I accidentally have something with caffeine in it.' Ding! Around 5:45 pm yesterday I ate less than half of a pint of Ben and Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch ice cream. Normally not a big deal, but since my body cannot tolerate even the tiniest amount of caffeine now, I was pretty much fucked for the entire evening. I am at work now, but I don't think I'll make it past mid-morning. I threw up my bran flakes the second I got to work, which was nice, and my palms are all sweaty. It would be funny if I posted this without correcting all of my typos, so you could truly appreciate the severe mental depletion I am experiencing right now. But then you would have no idea what you were reading, so it would kind of defeat the purpose.

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1 comment:

bolton said...

being pregnant is the coolest excuse for getting out of work.