Last night we were taking showers after spending the day at the beach. Dr. SOB took his first and then I jumped in. We only brought one bath towel for the adults to conserve suitcase real estate, which isn't really a problem since you use it once you get out of the shower, when you are clean. When I got out of the shower he handed me the towel and I started drying off. He then grabbed my face towel off of the bar and used it to dry his balls. I inquired as to how often he had been using my face towel to dry his balls. Without missing a beat, and with total seriousness he said, 'You mean my ball towel? After every shower.' Now I know I just said that I'm ok with sharing a towel because we are clean when we use it, but I've been rubbing my husband's ball water on my face all week. That pretty much sums up how I've been feeling this entire vacation. Like there are balls on my face.
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Ouch. I hate you. I am recovering from abdominal surgery and it hurts to breathe heavy and cough. Laughing kills.
And this damn entry was so frickin' funny, I was in pain with tears in my eyes.
I would have killed to have see your face (not his balls), when he nonchalantly said, "You mean my balls towel?"
Priceless.
Oh, that was me, Greg, writing about the hurtful laughing.
Only men would think that tiny towel hung by the sink is there for them to do that.
lora says: okay, trying to post for the third time...
i agree with greg- i stopped reading the cheese following the c-section. you were endangering my welfare.
dave does the same thing with the towel and the balls. i think it is a passive aggressive attempt at bringing me down. he says it's nothing.
Eww, eww, eww, and eww! Am going online to find a "no-balls" sign to clearly mark the towels on my side of the bathroom!
There was a lot of sanitizing after that. Every towel in the house went into the wash on extra hot.
Susan - you should get a trademark on those towels! It could be your big break.
Greg - sorry for the pain. It wasn't intentional.
That is just plain nuts!!!!!
I love Steve!
Seriously, how could you not love him?
Anon - I'm so glad someone made that joke! I had been waiting for days!
lol!!
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