Friday, March 23, 2007

A Little Damp in the Panties

Gotcha! Get out of here, you pervs. This post is pregnancy related, suckers!

One major drawback to being sick while being pregnant is the incessant sneezing. Since Monday I have sneezed no less than seven thousand five hundred and forty-three times. Now I am a faithful kegeler, so my bottom system (tm Dooce) is quite capable of holding back the quarts of urine my body produces from drinking all of this. However, sometimes during pregnancy a good sneeze can thwart even the strongest of pelvic floor muscles. Especially if it is the last in a string of thirteen sneezes and you thought you were done with all the sneezing my god the sneezing. The end result being that a little eensy bit of pee comes out with that last sneeze. I have to do wash every three hours just so I don't run of out clean panties!

My washing machine broke yesterday.

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2 comments:

Mrs. Chicken said...

I have to admit that I never (knock wood) had this problem because I had a C-section. I can only imagine how annoying it is!

Amy Jo said...

It's even worse the second time around. SOB said that once you have 1 vaginal delivery, it's never going to get better. Yay.