Monday, May 14, 2007

What We Learned: Mother's Day Edition

From his grandmother, Sam learned that champagne goes best with some fruit and cheese, or other light hors de oeuvres.

From his father, he learned that milk and beer are the beverages of choice with pizza.

And from his mother, he learned that playing with your cell phone after a few drinks will cause you a great deal of remorse the next day.

I called WHO?

All in all, we had a lovely Mother's day, which was celebrated with shoe purchases and remote control control for me. Sam celebrated by having the world's largest poop right after his father left to take Gram and Pap to the airport. Nothing says 'I love you' like a massive liquid shit. We're talking puddles of poo in the feet of his pjs (which were subsequently thrown away) big. We're taking over 50 wipes and a bath afterwards for Sam, and a shower afterwards for mom big. But he was a dear about the whole thing and didn't once try to put his hands or feet in the 742 cubic feet of feces, so we celebrated!

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amygeekgrl said...

LOL - love the pictorial essay. so fun!

christinator said...

LOL! This is positively hysterical!

super des said...

You're the second mom I know that got shoes for mother's day.
I think I should become a mother just for that added perk....

Never That Easy said...

That's definitely worth celebrating! Great captions, and I'm glad your Mother's Day was (mostly) positive.

Amy Jo said...

Thanks! We had a lot of fun with these pics!