What We Learned: Mother's Day Edition

From his grandmother, Sam learned that champagne goes best with some fruit and cheese, or other light hors de oeuvres.

From his father, he learned that milk and beer are the beverages of choice with pizza.

And from his mother, he learned that playing with your cell phone after a few drinks will cause you a great deal of remorse the next day.

I called WHO?

All in all, we had a lovely Mother's day, which was celebrated with shoe purchases and remote control control for me. Sam celebrated by having the world's largest poop right after his father left to take Gram and Pap to the airport. Nothing says 'I love you' like a massive liquid shit. We're talking puddles of poo in the feet of his pjs (which were subsequently thrown away) big. We're taking over 50 wipes and a bath afterwards for Sam, and a shower afterwards for mom big. But he was a dear about the whole thing and didn't once try to put his hands or feet in the 742 cubic feet of feces, so we celebrated!