Thursday, April 17, 2008

Things Not To Do At Target

1. Try on anything while wearing a sports bra. Especially if the only thing your figure has going on is an enlarged rack due to nursing. Nothing will look good, and you'll just get depressed.

2. Try to wrangle an over-tired 8 month old out of her onesie and into a baby bathing suit to see what size she is. You will be sorry. So will all the people within a 30 foot radius.

3. Try and shop for an additional 40 minutes after attempting #2.

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