1. Pie counts as a healthy breakfast if the filling is made from fresh fruit. Trust me, I'm an expert.
2. Junior Mints count as breath fresheners, not candy. Therefore, eating a box on the way to the gym makes you a courteous, polite person. You wouldn't want to offend any other gym goers with coffee breath, would you?
Carry on!
2 comments:
Hah! You can count on me to be first in line when your diet/nutrition book comes out if you promise to make those two points the titles of the first two chapters!
Excuses excuses. I just eat the pie anyway, fruit or no. I don't make it very often...for dinner parties (hah, when we have them)etc and if there's any left over I figure I'm doing everyone a community service by eating it so they can't. It's bad for them all y'know.
And mints? Well, mints are just addictive.
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