Sunday, May 09, 2010

TMI

Scene: Interior, bathroom


Him: So do you flush those pads when you're done with them?

Me: No. They'd totally clog the toilet. You wrap them up and throw them away.

Him: So, there's a fetus in our bathroom trash can?

Me: Well, maybe not an entire fetus, but I'm willing to bet there are parts of a fetus in there.

(Pause)

Him: Remind me to take out the trash first thing tomorrow.

End Scene

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2 comments:

susan said...

What's that old saying? Something about "sometimes you have to laugh or you'll cry"?

{{{hugs}}}

Love you.

Dan said...

there's a song in there somewhere... i think a country song