Showing posts with label lesbian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lesbian. Show all posts

Thursday, May 10, 2007

My First Lesbian Experience (That Ought to get My Google Hits Jumping)

Inspired by Chase, I've decided to share the story of my first kiss.

When I was a wee little thing, as in before kindergarten, I 'accidentally' watched a movie on HBO that was rated R. I don't recall much of the movie except that it was about a mother and her teen daughter. The mother was trying to help her daughter maintain her virginity by making up extreme stories about how sex could hurt her. The only example I can remember is the mother saying that the daughter had nitroglycerin in her system and would explode if she had sex. It was a weird movie, to say the least.

The word 'virgin' came up over and over, and being four years old I had no idea what it meant. Later I asked my dad to explain exactly what a virgin was. He told me that a virgin was someone who had never been kissed. His answer satisfied me, and I was instructed not to watch HBO without supervision ever again.

Two years later, I was in first grade. I had become best friends with a girl named Candice, but sadly Candice was moving to South Carolina. We were both very upset, in a six year old kind of way. My mom took me over to her house to say goodbye, and just before we left, Candice gave me a hug and kiss.

She was the first person that ever kissed me that wasn't a blood relative. I don't know when that though occurred to me, but I do remember that the first person I told. My Sunday School teacher. Imagine her face when I announced that I was no longer a virgin, because of my friend Candice.

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Saturday, November 11, 2006

It's Comcastic: Lesbian Vampire Edition

Tonight, utilizing our On Demand, we watched a movie called Vampyros Lesbos. It's a 1971 European horror lesbian erotic art film with scorpions and big seventies bush. The credits are in French, it's set in Turkey and they all speak German. I followed the plot, um, not at all. Check it out:




It was the best movie I've ever seen.

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