Wednesday, August 09, 2006

The Story of How My Mother Accidentally Ingested My Breast Milk, or The Funniest Thing that Happened while I was in Pittsburgh

Every night Sam gets a proper supper before his bedtime breastfeeding. We have some type of fruit and rice cereal. For those of you who aren't familiar, rice cereal comes in dry flakes, kind of like instant mashed potatoes, and you add the liquid of your choice to make the cereal your desired consistency. Commonly, the liquid is either water, formula or breast milk. Since I never leave home without my handy dandy breast pump, I use my own milk to mix with the cereal.

At home, Sam sits in his high chair while I spoon feed him and Dr. SOB watches Star Trek. Dr. cannot tolerate the inherent messiness of feeding time and I cannot tolerate William Shatner, so this works out well for the both of us. My parents do not have a high chair, so instead Sam would sit on my lap and my mother would spoon tiny mouthfuls of goo into his chew hole. Occasionally the lad would get rambunctious and start flapping his little arms. During one of these instances, he knocked into the spoon, delivering a small dollop of cereal onto my mother's leg. Without a moment of hesitation, she wiped the cereal with her finger tip and stuck it into her mouth. She then informed me that it tasted sweeter than she would have expected. I was practically busting at the seams. I wasn't sure how she would react, so I tried to be as gentle as possible when I informed her that the sweetness was probably due to fact that breast milk is sweeter than cow's milk. She blanched. I waited, breath held, to see what she would do. She looked around in a wild panic and spotted a 2 liter bottle of soda on the counter. She leapt up, ripped the cap off and began chugging generic caffeine-free diet soda right from the plastic bottle. After a few good pulls on the soda, she set the bottle down, burped quietly and came back to finish feeding Sam as though nothing had happened.

I don't know if we'll ever talk about it, but the memory of my mother eating my breast milk will always hold a special place in my heart.

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Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Mini-Meme

I've been tagged a couple of times now, so here goes nothing!

THREE NICKNAMES: Booger, Pumpernickel, Chewy

THREE PEOPLE THAT MAKE HIM LAUGH: Pretty much everyone, even the wall

THREE THINGS THAT HE LOVES: His bed, anything that jingles, Grover

THINGS THAT HE HATES: I can't think of anything so far!

THREE THINGS THAT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND: Why he can't reach the things hanging on the walls, why he can roll from back to front but not front to back (I think that's actually something I can't understand), why he can't have any of my coffee (it's because I'm very territorial)

THREE THINGS ON HIS FLOOR: His bumbo and nothing else...I cleaned today!

THINGS HE IS DOING RIGHT NOW: Playing in his gymni, watching Sesame Street and yelling his little head off

THREE THINGS HE CAN DO: Charm the ladies, sit up using his hands for balance, get his big toe on his right foot into his mouth

THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE HIS PERSONALITY: Sunny, snuggly, hungry

THREE THINGS HE CANNOT DO: Roll from belly to back, eat a steak, sleep through the night consistently

THREE FAVORITE FOODS: Boob juice, apples, pears

FOODS HE DOES NOT LIKE: None so far!

THREE BEVERAGES HE DRINKS REGULARY: Boob juice, scotch, bath water.

THREE SHOWS HE WATCHES: Eebee, Sesame Street, Daily Show

BABY BOYS WE TAG: Atlanta Jake

BABY GIRLS WE TAG: Thalia, if I'm not overstepping some blog law by tagging someone way cooler than myself!

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Monday, August 07, 2006

Kennywood Day

In my childhood, only Christmas and my birthday rivaled the excitement generated by Kennywood day. Until last summer, when I was pregnant, I never missed a year. Our community day has always been the first wednesday in August, and although I often go on other days, if I am in the area for Monongahela day, you'll find me at Kennywood. I was so excited to take Sammy there for the first time I could barely sleep the night before. Not that he let me sleep all that much anyways! My mom and dad took me there for the first time when I was nearly the exact same age. She tells the story all the time about how they took me on the merry-go-round and then paraded me all around for everyone to meet, and how she was so hot but they didn't have a stroller so she carried me everywhere. I couldn't stop the tears from escaping when we took him on the carousel, or when we took his picture with Cowboy Joe, or when he squealed when I put the tiniest wisp of cotton candy on his tongue. I can't wait for next year!

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Back from the 'Burgh

We are home! Sam and I both slept like a dream last night in our own beds. There is so much to catch up on, and I promise I will give you all the boring details soon, but right now I need to catch up with my ladies and see what every one else did last week!

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Thursday, August 03, 2006

Sam Gets Fashion Advice From His Uncle Dan


Sorry for the lack of posting. We have been really busy visiting friends and family, and most importantly going to Kennywood. I'll fill in the details later. For now, I leave you with this lovely idea from The Pajama Mama: The Bloggin' Good Blogger Days!

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Tuesday, August 01, 2006

I Am So Smart...S-M-R-T!

Sam is a tiny little baby, and all of his things are small as well. Including his crib. Which is also portable. This means that during the day I can move it to other rooms of the house and have access to the computer while he's napping. Did I ever tell you that I'm gifted?

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Stupid Stupid Stupid

(Insert sound of hand smacking forehead here.)

There are three bedrooms in my parents' house. One for them, one for guests and one for the computer. Since I was only traveling with the baby this time and not the baby and the Dr. I offered to let my brother and his 'girlfriend' have the guest room as long as my folks brought my old single bed up from the basement for me to sleep on. I am waaaaay to old to sleep on a futon. They put the bed in the office and initially I thought 'Sweet! I'll be in the room with the computer!' Which is true. But so is Sam, and I can''t exactly be clackity-clack-clacking on the keys in here when the lad is in bed. I don't like to blog while he's awake, but I'm left with no choice. So my posts are going to be short. To make up for it, I'll try and write every day and also share some pictures of our adventures with you.

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