Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Get Some Balls

My blog roll has been undergoing some changes lately. Maybe you've noticed, maybe you haven't, but now you have no choice because I am going to detail the changes to you! Yippee, you are all saying as you roll your eyes, but stick around because there is a lesson in all this. Besides, maybe you'll find some new site and get all excited and waste hours of your time reading archives instead of doing last night's dinner dishes. Or maybe you know all of these folks already and you are wondering why it took me so long to figure it out.

Susan got a new name and a makeover at her place of business.

Michael Bolton stopped blogging all together.

Des and Ree have joined the party.

And finally, the Zero Boss has been included to bring some much needed testosterone to the group. Especially since Mr. Bolton left.

(I am so linky! Who do I think I am? Amy over at Club Mom's Daily Dose?)

So here's the things: why is there only one boy in my blog roll? I know this has been discussed to death and that there are several great dad blogs out there like the BlogFathers and Daddy Types. But I don't read them very often. Why is that? I am LOVING the Zero Boss so much I try and make out with my monitor when I'm visiting over there. He's funny, he has billions of kids AND he likes girly drinks! But still most of my blog addictions involve females. Maybe I am an internet lesbian. So here is my goal: to try and find one new dad blog per week. It's not hard, but if any of you have suggestions, I heartily welcome them. We definitely need some more cock and balls around here.

P.S. I'm hoping that by including 'lesbian' and 'cock and balls' in my text I'll lure some new internet perverts here to the Cheese Party. Not because I like perverts, but it makes me giggle to think that some douche is sitting at his computer with his pants around his ankles and ends up looking at this:


P.P.S. If you know him, please don't tell the Dr. I put that picture of him up here. He might get a little teensy weensy bit angry.

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Anonymous said...

So THAT'S why I feel the need or a smoke after you leave a comment.

I'm very flattered to be the balls-in-residence on your blogroll. Thank you so much for the kind words.

As for new balls, I'd suggest MetroDad, Dad Gone Mad, Laid-Off Dad and Sweet Juniper, for starters. If you like me, you'll LOVE those freaks.

Amy Jo said...

Seriously, I am never getting those dishes done. Never mind the fact that I'm sitting here in my robe reading.

Thanks for the suggestions, though. I should pick up some Windex later for my screen. If I ever get out of the house, that is.

Susan said...

You crack me up with your pervert lures!

Two of my fave guy sites are Poop and Boogies and Dad vs. Dad. I'm also a big fan of Dad Gone Mad. I'm gonna have to check out the rest of the list Zero Boss gave ya. I could use a fresh perspective every now and again, too!

Amy Jo said...

Well, next week I should have plenty to keep me busy, provided we have internet access. I don't know what I'll do if we don't. The horror...the horror...

Mariss said...

Oh dear lord, look at the good doctor...what in gods name is he doing on the gorilla's tush

i'm a blog commentor to :( how's come you didn't talk about me in the commentors blog?

Amy Jo said...

I'm sorry Miss Maris! Sam'll make it up to you when we're in town...