So this happened. It was kind of an unplanned thing, and honestly, if there wasn't photographic evidence, you probably wouldn't notice. Why? Because I am a crazy person who didn't even want to permit the microscopic trim to keep his hair out of his eyes. So yes, he kind of has bangs and a pseudo-mullet. And that kind of makes him look even more like a girl. Shut up!
Sam and I got haircuts, too, but there was much less fanfare.